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Over the years research has proven monkeys are really not that different from human beings. Further research has shown that they are even less different from each other, almost identical.

Our researchers have determined that many useful functions can be efficiently and inexpensively performed by properly-trained teams of monkeys.

We offer high-quality, well-trained teams of monkeys to help you in your tasks at a reasonable fashion. Our Properly-Trained- Monkeys are bred and raised under ideal conditions and have all had all their shots.

Whatever you’re into, we’ve discovered that our wide range of Monkey teams can do it too. From basic household chores to complex military engagements, we've found that our Special Team Of Monkeys methods have greatly increased the likelihood of potentially automating many of YOUR human tasks to competent simian teams.

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This is where Team of Monkeys started. For the real science on teams, coordination and robots, see:

A properly-trained monkey, celebrating (animated GIF)
A properly-trained monkey, celebrating. GIF via Tenor

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